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Christmas time

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Christmas is coming! Everyone go shopping! I’ll be pretty busy this Christmas, playing the guitar for the Sunday beach service, drumming for Christmas Eve, helping out with Sara’s beach birthday party and shopping for Christmas gifts. Catching up with friends and family over this season seems impossible.

Actually, all I want is sometime off with my beautiful fiancee.

“I was so poor growing up, if I hadn’t been a boy I’d have had nothing to play with on Christmas Day.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“The Three Wise Men sound very generous, but you’ve got to remember those gifts were joint Christmas and birthday presents.”
Jimmy Carr

“Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn’t for Christmas, we’d all be Jewish.”
Benny Hill

“I once bought my kids batteries for Christmas with a note saying, toys not included.”
Bernard Manning